any well-educated woman looking to succeed in the workplace knows that exhibiting proper facial expression is a critical component of upward mobility. breaking through the glass ceiling is easy if you use the following facial expressions as your guide.

note: these expressions also work in casual social settings.

i am not in the best mood of my life today.		i am deleriously happy		i didn't want to know that
hmmm. . . let me think about that.		woe is me.		i have no idea what to do about this disastrous situation.
i suffer from a neurological illness		i am very, very angry at you, as you can tell from my sharply angled brows		yikes! i am surprised by what just happened!