everyone always asks about the forks. i wish i had a more interesting story, but the truth of the matter is this:

one day in grade 9 i was sitting around in the kitchen and feeling sad because it seemed like everyone had a collection except me. i looked around, saw a fork, and decided to start a collection. TA DA! that's how it all began. 700+ forks later i've become somewhat of a legend in the flatware community. i go through phases of heavy collection and light collection, but i've never been very good at cataloging them. that laziness, however, is about to stop. from here on out on i am cataloging every fork i receive with its date, donor, any unique features. this should encourage you to send me forks. now.

thx, mgmt.